i accidentally fucked up with my kindle and downloaded all of my stuff from my laptop onto it without realising and then when my dad was checking through he came across my fanfics like what are these???? lmao no dad i have no clue what that is wow am surprised
when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…